I've been doing a lot of thinking lately about us and I feel it's time to come clean about a few things. Please don't think my reticence and distance lately has been about you. It hasn't. It's been about me.
Please don't take it personally, Motherhood, the things you do are great, you try really hard... and you're SO thoughtful. It's just that, well, I need more excitement. Just a little more. And I'm sure it's all my fault and I'm planning to see a therapist... Wait. Don't cry! Please!
I love your people, the small ones.. it's the long hours and the no sex and the chubby ass I could live without. And the "Ma'am" and the grocery shopping and the laundry.
Here's the thing. You are my friend and will live in my heart always...
But I need to see other people. And I need to go dancing...